Oh right, I forgot JoJo was graduating. Darn it. Unfortunately we can't make the trip because we'll have been there two weekends earlier. Is Ashley Carr graduating as well?
I assume Ashley is graduating, too, and most of I Eta Pi.
Jonathan, you brought that on yourself, you know. But since E and M are apparently not coming (and their coming would have hinged on the abuse of your other arm), I think we can plan to avoid any violence this time.
Just to confirm: Ashley is graduating. We'd like to be there, but, with my wife getting bigger and our bank account getting smaller, it looks like we won't be able to. She's going to drop by VT during the summer, though, to see baby Carr - which all of you are welcome to do if you're in the neighborhood.
Well, we'll be in Arkansas for the week prior to graduation, and possibly a little bit afterwards. And agreed on the baby-tossing thing. One should never throw babies at anything, especially something hard, like books.
That sentence was full of idioms, I admit. Just for kicks, I put it through an online translator into German and then back into English. The result: If strike the books, a rear throws then for baby Carr. In Russian: Crammed, then throw one back part for the Fenny place of the Child. Portugese: Beat us books, then hurls a back for Baby Carr. Japanese: It does hard study and please throw the 1 piece of back for a/the baby car furthermore.
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I might be persuaded.
I didn't even want to go to my own graduation, why would I want to go when I don't anyone graduating?
Bairdo, your cousin JoJo is graduating with a nursing degree.
Do come, Jonathan, we'll be there for 5 or 6 days around then, and I would so love to see you.
Only if you promise not to punch me in the arm. And if Jeremy promises to leave his banjo at home. Then maybe.
Oh right, I forgot JoJo was graduating. Darn it. Unfortunately we can't make the trip because we'll have been there two weekends earlier. Is Ashley Carr graduating as well?
We want to come. But only if you promise to punch Jonathan in the other arm.
We do have a prior commitment in Bulgaria. Melody's good friend Tracy is all but eloping with a man she met in the Peace Corps.
P.S. It's Flannery O'Connor's birthday. Have some bourbon for your nightcap, or, Melody's perennial favorite, a fuzzy navel.
I assume Ashley is graduating, too, and most of I Eta Pi.
Jonathan, you brought that on yourself, you know. But since E and M are apparently not coming (and their coming would have hinged on the abuse of your other arm), I think we can plan to avoid any violence this time.
Just to confirm: Ashley is graduating. We'd like to be there, but, with my wife getting bigger and our bank account getting smaller, it looks like we won't be able to. She's going to drop by VT during the summer, though, to see baby Carr - which all of you are welcome to do if you're in the neighborhood.
For Clarification: She being Ashley and not my wife.
Be persuaded, Jonathan. Paige is coming. And even if I fail out of college we can all at least watch JoJo walk and then get sloshed together.
Hit the books, then toss one back for Baby Carr.
I don't think tossing books at babies is a good idea, backwards or forwards, generally speaking, even if their last name is Carr.
J&K, how long will you be in Searcy?
Well, we'll be in Arkansas for the week prior to graduation, and possibly a little bit afterwards. And agreed on the baby-tossing thing. One should never throw babies at anything, especially something hard, like books.
That sentence was full of idioms, I admit. Just for kicks, I put it through an online translator into German and then back into English. The result: If strike the books, a rear throws then for baby Carr. In Russian: Crammed, then throw one back part for the Fenny place of the Child. Portugese: Beat us books, then hurls a back for Baby Carr. Japanese: It does hard study and please throw the 1 piece of back for a/the baby car furthermore.
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